dontgetnastybrother requested Vampirella spam. “But Melissa,” I hear you say, “how can you condone images of a scantily clad vampire seductress when you constantly rant about excessive cheesecake in comics? Your seeming hatred for exposed female flesh has caused me to pile on layers of clothes and I’m currently in the process of dying from heat stroke. Will my death now be in vain?”
Well, first of all, take off the parka because I am actually quite okay with barely concealed (or not at all concealed) naughty bits in the right context. Some art, pornography, etc… Vampirella is a pulp hero who was, let’s face it, primarily created to titillate. Her character has continued on in that vein for years. Black Canary and Wonder Woman on the other hand, are role models and heroines. Not fap fodder. And though they can be sexy and sexual, I don’t want them to be exploited for masturbatory purposes in their titles.
Vampirella is a comic book sexual icon. And there’s no shame in that. Even if her outfit is pretty damn shameless. So let the masturbation spamming begin! :D

dontgetnastybrother requested Vampirella spam. “But Melissa,” I hear you say, “how can you condone images of a scantily clad vampire seductress when you constantly rant about excessive cheesecake in comics? Your seeming hatred for exposed female flesh has caused me to pile on layers of clothes and I’m currently in the process of dying from heat stroke. Will my death now be in vain?”

Well, first of all, take off the parka because I am actually quite okay with barely concealed (or not at all concealed) naughty bits in the right context. Some art, pornography, etc… Vampirella is a pulp hero who was, let’s face it, primarily created to titillate. Her character has continued on in that vein for years. Black Canary and Wonder Woman on the other hand, are role models and heroines. Not fap fodder. And though they can be sexy and sexual, I don’t want them to be exploited for masturbatory purposes in their titles.

Vampirella is a comic book sexual icon. And there’s no shame in that. Even if her outfit is pretty damn shameless. So let the masturbation spamming begin! :D

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  1. victor2k reblogged this from comic-relief and added:
    But I can masturbate with WW and BC even with that, right?
  2. bobrasher said: Fap Fodder is the name of my Katy Perry cover band
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